Funny Quotes in Football

Les Ferdinand - One of the best striker in EPL history

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I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.' - Lee Hendrie

'I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.'
- Ian Rush

Interviewer: 'Would it be fair to describe you as a volatile player?'
David Beckham: 'Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side.'

'If you're 0-0 down, there's no-one better to get you back on terms than Ian Wright.' - Robbie Earle

'Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.' - Steve Lomas

'I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.' - Barry Venison

'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.' - David Beckham


'It was a big relief off my shoulder.' - Paul Gascoigne

'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.' - Ugo Ehiogu

'It took a lot of bottle for Tony (Adams) to own up.' - Ian Wright

'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.' - Jonathan Woodgate

'I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.' - Stuart Pearce

'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.'
- David Beckham

'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.'
- Les Ferdinand

'It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.' - Richard Rufus

'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.'
- Gary Lineker

Gary Lineker 

'Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.' - Vinny Jones

sources from: www.ave-it.net

10 of My Favorite Quotes About Football

In 27 years of my life, I had listen/saw to many quotes from all people around the world about the football.Here are 10 of my favorite quotes about football. 

No.10:

''In five years I have never had a match where my team has had less possession than the opponents.''
- Jose Mourinho (Special One, truly special)

                                                                         I'm the special ONE.!!

No.9:

9. “Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental.”
-Doug Plank

No.8:

3. “We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that, we're just not a very good football team right now.”
-Bruce Coslet

No.7:

I never leave it until the next day. I don't believe in that. Some managers wait until Monday when things are calmer but I want to let it go after the game because I am already planning for the next game.
- Alex Ferguson ( Winners of 11 titles of EPL with Manchester united)

                                                     Can I have a dozen of hairdryer?.In case i need to use more this season.

No.6:

''If a team is to reach its potential,each player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the team.''
-Bud Wilkinson

No.5:

''No talking. Talking doesn't play football, talking isn't going to make you practice harder or play harder.''
-Ken Simonton

No.4

“Football is an honest game. It's true to life. It's a game about sharing. Football is a team game. So is life.”
-Joe Namath (American Football Player Legend)

No.3:

“Winning isn't everything, but it beats anything that comes in second.”

-Paul "Bear" Bryant

No.2:

“Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.”  

- Bill Shankly (Greatest The Reds Manager)

No.1:

“Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.” - Bill Shankly

                                              The greatest of Liverpool FC Manager till now